Things a Prada Bag Was Never Meant to Hold

I recently bought myself a new Prada bag, and it's perfect. It's the Gauffre Tote, in ruched black patent leather, and roomy enough to double as a diaper bag. Here's a link to a picture of it: link.
Last week, when we took the girls to Playa del Carmen, it served as my secret second carry-on. Looking back, there are things I put in that bag that were never meant to go in a Prada, including:
Method All Surface Wipes in Pink Grapefruit (my husband thinks Method
Medibuddy First Aid Kit
Clean and Green Potty Protectors
Two sippy cups
Two snack traps filled with Annie's Homegrown Organic Cheddar Bunnies
Gucci Wallet
Small yellow satin cosmetic case containing mostly lipsticks and balms
Pink kisslock makeup case from Soap & Glory, Marcia Kilgore's (the founder of Bliss Spas) line for Target, containing: Tide To Go, travel sizes of baby lotion and Alba Botanica Lavender Sunscreen, Classy Kids Boo Boo Cream, Shout Wipes, hand sanitizer, and Pez candy (to use as a bribe)
Sniff tissues in a rose print
Diapers and travel size container of wipes
Assorted hair accessories
Samsung Rant (red)
Panasonic digital camera (also red)