My Long List of Beauty Complaints

With a 20-year high school reunion rapidly approaching in January, I've been motivated to make myself over. I have a long list of things I want to fix, but unfortunately only a few of them can be solved by reunion time. Here's the whole list:
1. Address skincare issues, including dullness, some discoloration, and little bit of scarring on my right cheek.
2. Get rid of nasolabial folds with Juvederm.
3. Have my friend Kari, the micropigmentation queen, treat some white spots from hypopigmentation on my leg.
4. Zap appendectomy scars with IPL.
5. Do laser hair removal on legs, arms, and bikini area.
6. Flatten my tummy through exercise, or do tummy tuck.
7. Have reconstructive surgery on my belly button. Since pregnancy, it looks strange and hooded.
8. Get a boob job, unless my breasts miraculously perk up on their own.
9. Smooth my feet, which have gotten super dry since Eva was born. I'm going to try Paula Begoun's trick from the Oprah show (swipe on Stridex maximum strength pads, apply a really thick cream or Vaseline, and then socks, every night for a week)
10. Start giving myself manicures and try to schedule a manicure once a month
11. Try usin ga hand treatment on my hands, which are getting veiny and crepey
12. Highlight my hair or otherwise dramatically change it, because I am so bored!
13. Use tummy and bust products on tummy and bust to improve skin tone